"Jennifer Andrews is mysterious. Scattered newspaper reports place her in Prague during the Ghost Riots of 1975, or at the excavation of the Antarctic Madness Sphere in the mid-1990s. When questioned, all world leaders show a spark of recognition at the name Jennifer Andrews - but then quickly hush up and stand in a corner, getting all red and puffy faced. Sometimes she wears King Tut's golden mask, but says she didn't steal it, even if she's holding up a paper with today's date that says "mask stolen." As part of her occult studies, Jennifer trained under the greatest embroidery gods in Iceland, and she carries their masterful techniques like a hidden fire in her brain. She is well-known as the world's greatest embroiderer, but less well known as its greatest Dolphin rider, even though she's both."