Stuff ships out as soon as I receive payment, or a day or two after. No returns or exchanges, except in the event of a shipping mishap, or if you can prove lightning struck the item in question. Because if it does, thats damn cool and I will certainly want the item back. I bear no responsibility for any imaginable misuse of the items available in my shop. By buying an article from me, you agree that any liability regarding the misuse of an art or jewelry item purchased from me is entirely your own damn fault. You also agree to keep said items away from children, pets, and any other animal or robot that might be harmed by mistaking it as food or a new best friend. All items are: 1) art. 2) fragile. 3) guaranteed to break at some point. If your item fails to break within 10 years, please return it for a full refund, or, alternately, brag about it on your blog. These terms and conditions are copyrighted by me. Any re-use of this text must be cleared by a personal email to me, and if cleared and used, give attribution to ASCIIcatCreations.
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Why the hell did you read all that anyway?