ArtFire

Sick of all the mushiness? Valentine's Day got you down? Well I have just the thing for you! My snarky little conversation hearts tell it like it is. No sicky sweet sentiments here! Poly clay hearts are on surgical steel posts and are the size of an actual conversation heart candy. They have been glazed, so they are water resistant but not waterproof. Please remove before swimming, showering, etc.

Available colors are: White, Pink, Blue, Yellow, Orange, Violet, and Green.

Available sayings (edited--the hearts you receive will have no #'s!):
GET LOST, YOU SUCK, BITE ME, GET BENT, PISS OFF, NO WAY, HE## NO, OMG WTF, GO AWAY, F### YOU, SHUT UP, HATE YOU, LOSER, U STINK, KISS IT.

Please let me know what color/sayings you would like on your earrings at the time of order! Earrings will come in a small white jewelry box.

Disclaimer: Use your discretion when wearing these! Obviously you wouldn't want to walk around your workplace with F### YOU earrings on. (Unless you don't want to remain employed there!)

I wanted to put some fun into Valentine's Day for those of us who aren't as mushy! LOL

polymer clay

These polymer clay Valentine's Day candy heart earrings put the FUN in dysfunctional! Our snarky little earrings are great conversation starters--or stoppers! :)