ArtFire

This pitbull is chocolate brown, sports huge teeth, and a very snappish personality. He's made of chenille plush and is a great stuffed toy for dog lovers the world round.

Misunderstood Pitbull is a total geek. He's got the entire Weird Al collection, excels at World of Warcraft, wears Star Trek jammies and sometimes dresses up like a cat when he's alone in his room. But he's wise enough to know that this type of lifestyle is the kiss of death for a pitbull.

To keep up appearances, he forces himself to descend to the yard twice a day and bark tirelessly at the back gate at children and bikers passing by for hours on end. It hurts his throat, and bores the heck out of him, but if the world found out he was soft, he'd lose all street cred as a tough dog. He'd be forced to visit the Old Folks home on the weekends to share cheer instead of being able to troll the online forums. So instead he lives a twisted double life. It's killer on his psyche, but he knows the other dogs just wouldn't understand.

Your little guy measures seven inches tall and has a jingle bell inside his tail so when he gets excited and sees someone rolling by on a Segway, you can hear his enthusiasm jingling! Because of his buttons, this pitbull is a good toy for those three years and older.

Your item will be made upon your order. Please allow up to three days for shipping after your payment is received. Your item may vary every so slightly from the one pictured here.

My %#&$ neighbor's pitbull who never shuts up barking.

chenille, safety eyes, button, jingle bell, stuffing