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Back by popular demand, another Regretsy themed bottle pendant.

Inside this bottle, you will find the following items:
-A tiny pad, realistically soiled with stage blood
-Two 100% real cat fur-balls, taken from my lovely and wonderful cat. These are worth well over US US $200.00 each, so you're really getting a deal here.
-Various colored beads because they are SO pretty!
-A raw emerald to infuse your everyday life with awesome emerald powers like wisdom, fertility, faith, and freedom from constipation.
-Some beautiful tiny pebbles taken at great personal risk from a fairy circle in the wilds of North Carolina.
-A snail shell bead (because those snails stopped dying in my back yard for some reason)
-A Photo-shopped cat (Level 2!)

The bottle is sealed and then topped with a hand-painted clown head. I didn't have gumballs that tiny, so the hair is actually brightly colored beads. The whole of the head has been sealed with shellac, and a wire hang has been added.

This bottle comes with a bright orange ribbon necklace which is long enough for most people.

I have made two additional bottles here for sale. I will not be making any more of these bottles, except by commission. If you are interested in one of these and they are sold out, please contact me for a commission--I can even customize the bottle to your liking.

Again, stupidity is difficult. So all Whimsicle Fuckery bottles are priced slightly higher than my other bottles.

I am a big fan of the website Regretsy.com and all of the crap therein. Thus, my Whimsicle Fuckery Bottle Pendant; inspired by all things Regretsy.

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