You don't even know magic until you know the magic of the Poppy Surprise Power Purse! Really, I mean it. It looks like a simple little purse but the reality is by far more mysterious than you could imagine. Just owning this one of a kind purse will boost your image, tighten your buttocks, lighten your load and prevent unwanted chicken attacks! Really!

This amazing purse is made from recycled materials. Sure, lots of things are nowadays, but the body of this purse is made fabric culled from a pair of velvet pants! Velvet pants! A terrible fashion choice on my part almost 10 years ago redeems itself by becoming one of the most important accessories you will ever own.

This is true.