Sure it could be scary and get great spooky eyes and demonic teeth cut into it's flesh. Get it's guts splayed out all over the newsprint while it glows maniacally with the fire of hell - but that's an awful thing to do to a cute pumpkin. And that's all it is. It never did anything to you.

So instead, it's just there for you to stick pins into like a Voodoo priestess and think of your s*****my, lying, thieving, conniving, cheating ex-boyfriend. You know the one.

Stick in another pin. You know you want to. And another.

Oh yeah, and it's about 4" across. Just the right size for squeezing in your angry fist like it was the heart of --- nevermind.

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