Fay, Monster of Fake Flowers will keep your fake flowers company, and won't make fun of them even once. We all have them, so she sees them as nothing to be ashamed of. They're even pretty all the time and without water!

Fay is crochet out of cotton and acrylic yarns and threads. She measures about 9 inches (22.9 cm) from eyeball to floor, and is 4.5 inches (11.4 cm) wide. She's stuffed with polyester fiberfill.

Fay is not for children. She's a monster of fake flowers first, great decoration, conversation starter, gift, or collectible. I can also make a custom doll if Fay isn't just right for you. Contact me for that.

If paying through Revolutionary Money Exchange (RME), please select "other" and in NOTES TO SELLER please let me know, so I can send you an invoice from RME.

I will also accept check or money orders for Fay. Once payment clears, she will be sent out via USPS first class with delivery confirmation (domestic shipping only). Any check or money order that bounces will have a $25 charge attached to it.

If for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, please contact me within 30 days of receiving Fay. I will gladly return your payment (less S&H) once the piece has been returned in its original condition.