Here goes that damn soap again! A while back I made a little old soap called the Damn, Damn, Damn Lemon Chiffon soap. It was a beautiful soap-a bright yellow that would remind you of a field of buttercup. It had poppy seeds sprinkled throughout, and it was my loveliest-smelling soap yet. Then it spazzed out on me and started to develop these ugly brown patches throughout. The vanilla monster invaded my soap and performed a hostile takeover. The soap was ugly, but it smelled like paradise.

That soap was an immediate best seller for me, so I decided to make a larger version, and I call it The Big Damn Lemon Butter Bar. It smells like a moist slice of lemon pound cake. I call it the butter bar because it's chock full of cocoa and mango butters-just what you're skin will crave as the weather turns cool. Each slice weighs over 5 oz and is ready for your next bath or shower! Listing is for one bar.