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"The more things change, the more they stay the same."
If they're heavy they're expensive, if they're light they break.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will drive me crazy.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will drive me crazy.
Lauren, twenty-something years old in Utah. I've been making Ukrainian Easter eggs for three years for something to do. My cats help me because they don't sleep. I let them because they're spoiled.
Altho insured
Remember, kiddo
They don't pay you
They pay Your widow
Burma-Shave
Remember, kiddo
They don't pay you
They pay Your widow
Burma-Shave
I've always wanted this bumper sticker..I saw it in a magazine years back.
"what are you? a hemorrhoid?"
for all those tail-gaters out there...:D
"what are you? a hemorrhoid?"
for all those tail-gaters out there...:D
My favorite:
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional, laughing at yourself is therapeutic.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional, laughing at yourself is therapeutic.
"You have enemies? Good! That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
~Winston Churchill
~Winston Churchill
Well behaved women rarely make history.
"I don't want to survive, I want to live!" -Wall-E
"There is never nothing going on. There are no ordinary moments." -Dan Millman, 'Peaceful Warrior'
"I knowed a man in Paphlagonia who'd swallow a live snake every morning, when he got up. He used to say, he was certain of one thing, that nothing worse would happen to him all day. 'Course they made him eat a bowlful of hairy centipedes before they hung him, so maybe that claim was a bit presumptive." -Stardust by Neil Gaiman
"There is never nothing going on. There are no ordinary moments." -Dan Millman, 'Peaceful Warrior'
"I knowed a man in Paphlagonia who'd swallow a live snake every morning, when he got up. He used to say, he was certain of one thing, that nothing worse would happen to him all day. 'Course they made him eat a bowlful of hairy centipedes before they hung him, so maybe that claim was a bit presumptive." -Stardust by Neil Gaiman
"You know a dream is like a river
Ever changing as it flows
And the dreamer's just the vessel
That must follow where it goes
Trying to learn from what's behind you
And never knowing what's in store
Makes each day a constant battle
Just to stay between the shores"
Ever changing as it flows
And the dreamer's just the vessel
That must follow where it goes
Trying to learn from what's behind you
And never knowing what's in store
Makes each day a constant battle
Just to stay between the shores"
A small dog never comes between a big dog and his tree. Quote by me.
