Lounge Lizard Strange Plushie
very bar with a piano player needs one of these. She's the kind of exotic dancer always doin the rug act. Just too lazy or drugged out to get up on her hind legs, the ultimate Lounge Lizard. Put her by the jar with the US $10.00 in it, and watch the dollars roll in.
Her name is, of course, Liz. Notice::: NOT Lizzie. Just Liz. I can't even tell you what she will do if you call her Lizzie.
Her posture is rather bizarre. But definitely exotic. I don't know exactly what speicies she is, but she considers such considerations to be racial in origin, and probly that you're stoopid.
She's made out of super slinky and stretchy knitted fabric which is pretty expensive even for a little piece like it took to make her. She is about 8 inches long.
Her gorgeous droopy eyes came from a surplus store, and she paid for all her dental work herself. She has a back fin made out of the same fabric which lines her belly. No I did NOT show you her underside you have to pay extra for THAT. ( But lemme tell you, it is a black jersey knit and is quite ordinary and unexceptional.)
Lizzie may be a lezzy, and she will tell you she is, if she is or not, if you have no $$$. She's really not thrilled about that aspect of her dubious career, and would MUCH rather simply stay on top of your piano looking sexual.
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