SCP-3957: Unlucky keychain
Item #: SCP-3957-EX
Object Class: E̶u̶c̶l̶i̶d̶ Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: S̶C̶P̶-̶3̶9̶5̶7̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶o̶c̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶r̶a̶n̶d̶o̶m̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶a̶c̶h̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶k̶e̶y̶.̶ S̶C̶P̶-̶3̶9̶5̶7̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶k̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶a̶c̶h̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶k̶e̶y̶c̶h̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶k̶e̶y̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶u̶f̶a̶c̶t̶u̶r̶e̶r̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶i̶g̶n̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶3̶9̶5̶7̶-̶1̶.̶ ̶B̶o̶t̶h̶ ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶3̶9̶5̶7̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶3̶9̶5̶7̶-̶1̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶h̶o̶r̶i̶z̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶c̶c̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶r̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶█̶█̶.̶ ̶F̶o̶r̶m̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶o̶l̶d̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶3̶9̶5̶7̶-̶1̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶o̶w̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶i̶v̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶e̶m̶p̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶c̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶3̶9̶5̶7̶-̶1̶,̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶g̶g̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶t̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶o̶m̶a̶l̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶e̶f̶f̶e̶c̶t̶.̶ A̶n̶y̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶e̶r̶i̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶3̶9̶5̶7̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶e̶d̶u̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶d̶v̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶h̶o̶r̶i̶z̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶D̶r̶.̶ ̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶.̶Rendered irrelevant after Experiment 914-███-03. SCP-3957-EX requires no special containment procedures and can safely be used as a regular keycharm.
Description: SCP-3957 is an aluminium keycharm with the SCP Foundation logo, measuring 35 by 23 millimeters and approximately 1,8 millimeters thick. Front surface is partially covered with glossy black paint, leaving the logo exposed. O̶r̶i̶g̶i̶n̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶(̶a̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶y̶e̶t̶)̶ ̶u̶n̶k̶n̶o̶w̶n̶.̶ ̶C̶o̶n̶v̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶d̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶e̶t̶h̶o̶d̶s̶ ̶y̶i̶e̶l̶d̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶c̶l̶u̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶u̶l̶t̶s̶.̶ ̶P̶a̶i̶n̶t̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶p̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶c̶h̶e̶m̶t̶r̶a̶i̶l̶ ̶m̶a̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶s̶t̶a̶n̶c̶e̶s̶ ̶(̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶P̶r̶o̶c̶e̶d̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶█̶█̶█̶-̶C̶o̶t̶t̶o̶n̶w̶o̶o̶d̶)̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶u̶s̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶l̶i̶c̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶p̶o̶s̶s̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶█̶ ̶o̶r̶i̶g̶i̶n̶.̶ Rendered irrelevant after Experiment 914-███-03. Materials currently conform to ███ ███████████ specifications.
SCP-3957 came into possession of the Foundation after it spontaneously teleported into an SCP-███ containment cell in Facility █ during a routine cleaning procedure, distracting involved personnel and thus causing a [DATA EXPUNGED] (read Incident Report ███-03-B). Following cleanup, it has been contained and classified as an SCP object in accordance to standard retrieval protocols.
A̶n̶o̶m̶a̶l̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶h̶a̶v̶i̶o̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶3̶9̶5̶7̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶g̶g̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶j̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶l̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶a̶c̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶3̶9̶5̶7̶-̶1̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶e̶m̶p̶t̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶r̶e̶t̶r̶i̶e̶v̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶.̶ ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶3̶9̶5̶7̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶p̶o̶n̶t̶a̶n̶e̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶r̶a̶p̶i̶d̶l̶y̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶o̶c̶a̶t̶e̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶3̶9̶5̶7̶-̶1̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶c̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶o̶c̶c̶u̶p̶i̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶a̶i̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶c̶e̶l̶l̶s̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶█̶,̶ ̶e̶x̶h̶i̶b̶i̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶b̶i̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶w̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶E̶u̶c̶l̶i̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶K̶e̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶c̶l̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶a̶i̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶.̶ ̶E̶x̶a̶c̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶c̶h̶a̶n̶i̶s̶m̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶n̶s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶w̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶c̶i̶f̶i̶c̶ ̶S̶C̶P̶ ̶o̶b̶j̶e̶c̶t̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶u̶n̶k̶n̶o̶w̶n̶.̶
Following the suggestion of Dr. ████████, the item had been processed in SCP-914 with "Coarse" setting over the course of Experiment 914-███-03. This led to a visually discernable loss of finer detail, as well as complete loss of SCP-3957's anomalous properties. The item was then relocated to Storage Facility ██ and is now readily available as an effect to be worn by any operative Foundation personnel. At some moment, the item was crudely reproduced by Dr. ████████, who, after coming in contact with the original, had been exhibiting symptoms of increasing obssession and mania,̶ ̶t̶h̶u̶s̶ ̶s̶u̶g̶g̶e̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶p̶o̶s̶s̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶m̶e̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶h̶a̶z̶a̶r̶d̶.̶
Do be aware that wearing SCP-3957-EX or any of its copies in public constitutes a minor secrecy breach.
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First Item: $ 3.00
Additional Items: $ 1.00
I do ship worldwide! I can send a simple untracked package pretty much anywhere on the globe for about 3$. So far, all of them got delivered, albeit it did take some time. If you wanna play it safe and have the ability to track your package - that's going to cost about 5$.
Whenever an order is made, I give a rough time estimate of how long it is going to take me to craft it and I always send a photo of the item you're gonna get, just to make sure you're content with the result. Also you're going to get a photo of the package as I send it in a post office.
In case you're disappointed with the item you got you can always send it back to me and get a full refund if it's not noticeably damaged. You will have to pay for shipping it back, though.
I think that about does it! If you still have any questions - just PM me and we'll work it out. :)
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