MADE TO ORDER- Too Fucking Cold Scarf


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MADE TO ORDER- Too Fucking Cold Scarf



For those days where it is just way too cold.

This is the ‘Too Fucking Cold’ Scarf, and when you look at it closely you’ll start to see why. It's made to look like just random fair isle pattern throughout when looking at it long-ways. But as soon as you see it on it’s side some choice words for winter start to form.

The finished scarf is 4 inches wide and 4.25 feet long. It's meant to be worn draped more than wrapped so the words are visible, but it works either way. If you'd like it to be longer just contact me and we can work something out.

Just put your two color choices in the comment in your order or message me directly and I'll get started on it when payment goes through. The colors shown in the test pictures are white and a multi-hued blue. Same thing with the length, if you'd like more than two colors just contact me and we'll see what can be done.

Please allow two weeks for scarf to be completed. It usually takes less but it's better to prepare for a long wait and be happily surprised.

Inspiration/Story Behind This Product

I live in a relatively warm part of the South, which means when it gets cold we take it personally, lol. So this is a way to tell off the weather.

Materials Used

acrylic yarn, knitting needles, tapestry needle

Product Attributes

Primary Material: Acrylic yarn

Size: 4.25 feet

Pattern: Fair isle, words

Color: White

Accepted Payments
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United States
First Item: $ 7.00
Additional Items: $ 1.00


If any international shipping is not listed just send a message and we'll see what we can do.

Always willing to do custom orders, so ask away!

Contact for returns and exchanges.


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