Ready Made Collector Edition Banana Performer 4" Kazoo Serial 001
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This is an absolutely beautiful Ready Made new Kazoo Design from Doc Kazoo. This is a performer quality instrument that has a fantastic voice, superb control and remarkable visual wow factor;. In short it has everything that a performing musician could hope for in a custom handmade wooden kazoo. It has a 4" red cedar body and black walnut resonator cap with a traditional beesax finish. This Banana Kazoo is serial number 001. Unlike a traditional kazoo this kazoo has a side mounted mouth hole. This kazoo started as a rectangular 4" red cedar wood blank than handcarved to allow the mouth hole to be offset from the kazoo body which gives it somewhat of a banana type shape. It has a beautiful dynamic range and great control through it's full range. It also has the one other vital feature that is the hallmark of a great performer quality instrument. It has the high degree of wow factor in both sight and sound that will immediately grab an audience attention. It is signed dated and serialized beneath the resonator cap. Coupled with the Doc Kazoo Handmade Handmade Resonator this is the very best kazoo you will find at any price. It comes with a lifetime supply of resonator membranes, that's Doc Kazoo's lifetime. :-) Have no fear you will also be provided a video of how to make your own resonator membranes just like Doc Kazoo makes them. You will also be provided instructions on how to make your own kazoo wax or you can purchase more in the ArtFire Shop. This kazoo, like all my kazoos, is shipped with a great supply of membranes and a tin of Doc Kazoo's Original Kazoo Wax to maintain the exterior beauty and moisture proof the interior chambers. Should you ever need more membranes all you have to do is email firstname.lastname@example.org and the will be in the mail next day.
You can see and hear a demonstration of this Banana Kazoo on YouTube here:
You can also watch video on YouTube of how to make and change your resonator membrane, how to make your own kazoo wax and more.
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You are invited to visit the Aswego Kazoo Factory website and have a look around. Stop by the Factory YouTube and view some videos of my work. Here are a few links that will help introduce you to the Great Aswego Kazoo Factory before you buy.
Aswego Website: http://aswegohomestead.com/
The workshop is open and making kazoos Monday - Friday. I ship orders Monday-Saturday each week. I reply to emails and ArtFire questions daily, seven days a week.
LIFETIME FREE KAZOO REPAIR/MAINTENANCE
When you purchase an Aswego Kazoo not only are you getting a quality, unique handmade traditional primitive folk instrument. You are also getting free lifetime service and repair for your Aswego Kazoo should you ever have a problem. This does not include repair of surface wear to the kazoo finish. Please contact me for cost of refinishing your kazoo.
Eventually your kazoo membrane will need replacing. How soon depends on how much you play your kazoo. Aswego Kazoos are designed to make replacement of the membrane an easy task most kazooist. However, if you don't care to tackle this project yourself just ship the kazoo back to me and I will replace the membrane for you. Did you attempt to replace the membrane yourself and accidently strip out a screw hole or overtighten a screw and crack a resonator cap? Don't fear, just ship the kazoo back to me and I will repair stripped screw holes or make a replacement resonator cap, FREE for as long as you own your kazoo. As long as the kazoo is not damaged from abuse it will never cost you to have repairs made. All shipping cost are at your expense as indicated below.
All you have to do is contact me via email and let me know about the problem. I will send you a return service authorization number and cost for me to ship your kazoo back to you. Then pack the kazoo and ship it to me.
Shipping cost can be made via PayPal or included with your returned kazoo as US Postal money order.
All of my kazoos and other folk instruments are accompanied by a money back guarantee (minus all shipping cost). If within three days of receiving your instrument, as determined by your USPS OR UPS Delivery Confirmation time/date stamp, you are not satisfied simply send me an email telling me you are returning it immediately. Once I receive the returned instrument in the same condition as shipped I will send the refund within 14 days after receipt of the kazoo. After three days all sales are final.
There are no refunds for International Orders lost in shipping. INTERNATIONAL BUYERS PLEASE READ THE INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING INFO BELOW FOR DETAILS
If you are registered at ArtFire you can simply use the shopping cart to make your purchase. You will find frequent discounts available for use with the shopping cart. ArtFire is a great place to shop so why not join today?
All International Payments must be made via PayPal.
You can also make your purchase by emailing your order. Just send me a link to the instrument you want to purchase and I will send you a PayPal invoice to make payment.
Email Order to: email@example.com
I also accept US Postal Service Money Orders. Contact me for details.
IMPORTANT SHIPPING GUIDELINES PLEASE READY FULLY.
DOMESTIC US CUSTOMER SHIPPING INFO:
Unless otherwise specified there is one working day handling time for Ready Made Kazoo shipments to all US Destinations via USPS First Class Parcel shipping with Delivery Confirmation Number. Domestic shipments are made Monday-Saturday except for postal holidays.
Special Order Kazoos may require 7-10 days handling time for shipment as these kazoos are made to order. I always shop on time, never ship late and most of the time ship early.
INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMER SHIPPING INFO:
PLEASE NOTE THAT ADDITIONAL CUSTOMS CHARGES AND HANDLING FEES MAY BE APPLIED BY THE DESTINATION COUNTRY POSTAL SERVICE.
Unless other arrangements are made all international shipments are made via U.S. Postal Service International First Class Mail. All international kazoo shipments are hand delivered to my local post office where I receive an official USPS document evidencing that your package has been accepted and has been shipped. You will be provided full shipping information including US Customs Form Identification Number.
As tracking of international shipments is not available by the US Postal Service once it departs the United States I can not responsible for non-delivery of kazoos shipped outside the United States. The international buyer takes full responsibility for any lost package and no refund will be made in such cases.
In the case of a lost package I will be happy upon your request so mail you copies of all shipping documents to use tracking the package through the postal system of the destination country.
Placing an international order constitutes your understanding an acceptance of these conditions.
Beautiful kazoo! I am really looking forward to Xmas day when we can hear my son play it!