Ew Fertilized Egg Joke earrings, Not For the Faint of Heart [acrylic]

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Ew Fertilized Egg Joke earrings, Not For the Faint of Heart [acrylic]


Ewww, these earrings look very much like fertilized eggs. The acrylic beads have fake-blood inclusions and look very egg-white milky-like. No worries, they are just acrylic beads that happen to have had an accident from a nearby batch of garnet acrylics. But still, eww! LOL Joking aside, these are actually some very pretty earrings, set in gold plated circles and filigree, with a LOT of movement. They are medium length at 1 5/8 inches total.

From top to bottom: comfortable gold plated fishhook earwires, jumprings, gold plated cutout circles, gold plated headpins, yellowish milky acrylic beads with dark red inclusions, gold plated filigree bead caps.

I say get them and keep them warm. You never know, they might hatch :)

Inspiration/Story Behind This Product

These are the only two beads I could find that looked this much like fertilized eggs. It grossed me out, but I know a bunch of people who would enjoy it, so here they are :)

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Materials Used

love, fun, imagination, eww factor, acrylic beads, gold plated findings

More Info

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Product Attributes

Color: Yellow

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Policies last updated: 11/24/2009



Fast shipping, earrings even lovelier in person, placed in a beautiful gift box, and a free gift! It's been an absolute pleasure doing business with this seller, who also happens to be a fantastic communicator!!!


Perfect ArtFire seller! The earrings I purchased are even more beautiful in person! I can't wait to wear them. The package arrived quickly and I will check this studio often for more goodies! Thanks!


Thank you so much for the wonderfully sparkly earrings! They are such darling earrings and I can hardly wait to show them off to everyone I know! They were also packaged so beautifully and made it feel like I was opening a present on Christmas Day. Added a special moment to my day. :) Thank you so much for the excellent service and the gorgeous, well-made jewelry!


Absolutely gorgeous, festive Christmas earrings. I was blown away by the beautiful packaging with holiday gift boxes and creative earring cards. Even a cute card for gift giving was included. A truly thoughtful, customer service oriented seller. A pleasure doing business!


Wow! What a delightful surprise. Thank you so much for the beautiful earrings. I love the little tin you packaged them in and thank you for the gifts! You outdid yourself, mv. (((hugs)))


Thanks MV!!! I hope you're loving all of your new supplies!!!!! You're so much fun and such a wonderful buyer and person!!!Holly


Beautiful, Bold, and Stunning earrings, MV! These are wonderfully done and got here so fast I about got whiplash :) Love Everything :)



Beautiful necklace and thanks for all the extra gifts


omg...I just received this and SO happy!! It is very beautiful and a fun bracelet. MORE than I was hoping for! Packaged so nicely! Thank you SO VERY much!!!

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